You know you can quit and go work somewhere else right?  

This would be like me bitching about having to answer the question, "when are you giving away the $1000 again?"  Or throwing a fit because I have to talk into the microphone every day.  I won't lie, you made me laugh, but come on pal...deep breath. 

 I get that you're frustrated, but if you can't deal with this small thing in life, wait till something really difficult happens.  Not that I'm wishing that on you or anyone for that matter, but get some effing prospective! 

There's a lot of people that would take your worst day, ANY DAY!